CLAW MILE
1. Each competitor drinks four cans of White Claw (henceforth referred to as “Claw”) and runs four laps, ideally on a track (start - claw, then lap, then claw, then lap, then claw, then lap, then claw, then lap - finish).
2. Claw must be consumed before the lap is begun, within the transition area which is the 10 meter zone before the start/finish line on a 400m track.
3. The race begins with the drinking of the first claw in the last meter of the transition zone to ensure the competitors run a complete mile (1609 meters).
4. Each delicious Claw must not be opened until the competitor enters the transition zone on each lap.
5. Competitors who vomit before they finish the race must complete one penalty lap at the end of the race. (immediately after the completion of their 4th lap)
During the penalty lap you must ponder your poor life choices that brought you to this moment..
6.You may substitute the seltzer of your choice if you do not drink alcohol.
7. No Truly allowed, seriously this ain’t no Truly mile.
8. It is recommended that you hold the empty Claw over your head with the open side down to prove you drank the whole think. Anyone who does not finish a claw must be mocked brutally by other competitors.
9. If stopped by local authorities during your Claw Mile and asked what you are doing, simply reply “Ain’t no laws when you’re racing with claws” and run away from said authorities.
10. Upload your strata data or picture of your watch and four empty cans to prove you completed this epic test of endurance and Clawitude.
11. Have fun.
12. Don’t do anything stupid, like drinking a Truly or driving while intoxicated on the Claw.
Event's current local time: 3:04 AM ET
