Saturday, Jun 7, 2025 @ 8:00 AM
Registration Closed Mon. May 19, 2025 @ 11:59 PM

Registration

Registration closes May 19th, Waitlist will be available if needed, and runners could be selected from it until May 31.
No Race Day Sign Ups, No bib switches or deferrals. No Refunds.
Registration is limited to a total of 80 runners between both races! Sign Up fast, and don’t be left out!

LOCATION:1599 Doubling Gap Rd, Newville, PA 17241-9756
Then follow signs for race once in the park

Start Time: Both races kick off at 8:00 AM.
Bib Pickup/Registration will be at Pavilion #2 from 6:45-7:45am.
We want the majority of runners to do the amazing 25k. So we are limiting 10k to 30 runners, and 25k to 50 runners. Don't worry we have more Meatball Runners Events coming up soon.

Course Details

10k Course: Don’t let the shorter distance fool you! This course packs a punch with over 2,000 feet of elevation gain, taking you through some of the park’s most iconic trails.

25k Course: For those seeking a true test of endurance, the 25k course boasts over 4,000 feet of vertical gain. You’ll traverse the park’s highlights, including the legendary Woodburn Climb and the breathtaking Flatrock Vista. This course loops around the eastern side of the park, adding 15k after the 10k finish.

Cut-Offs:
25k runners must reach Mile 7 by 11:00 AM.
A hard cut-off of 3:00 PM applies to all runners.

Sign In/ Bib pickup

Head to Pavilion #2. Pickup/Registration will be from 6:45-7:45am. Follow signs for parking.

Aid Stations


25k: Mile 5, Mile 6.9, Mile 8.6 (Water Only), Mile 14.
10k: Mile 5.

Spectator Access

Much of the course is accessible only by foot traffic.
Mile 7 offers a great viewing point as runners pass the start/finish line. We recommend setting up there to cheer on your runners.

Swag

What is the Tuscarora Half Ass?
A FAT ASS run is usually an unsanctioned low key runs for runners & hikers and characterised by the phrase "No Fees, No Awards, No Aid, No Wimps".
A Half Ass Race, is an approved race with a small entry fee. We’ll have just enough Aid, Maybe some Awards, but definitely still “No Wimps!”

You can however purchase some sweet swag here
Meatball Runner Swag!

Post Race

Embrace the “Half Ass” spirit! We’ll provide a laid-back post-race experience with snacks, drinks, and some edible treats. Think of it as a casual mix of part tailgate and part 'the snacks a kid would eat when home alone'.

Event's current local time: 1:35 AM ET

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